Quotes from Bill Murray

I wouldn’t leap to any conclusions. … I would more believe clone than extra-dimensional Dale, spiritual Dale, ghost Dale— Time-travel Dale? … If time-travel Dale comes back, he knows what to say. — Low Charisma Party: Mix Tape,
Moon @0:37:54

[as urban planner] ‘By the way, on our giant, weirdo, mega, apartment complex mall, we do need to have an outdoor skate park for the kids. … I’m sure no more than 10 kids a year go off the building. — Down in Front,
Dredd @1:01:39

[Bill in Lippman house] There’s some more Nazi imagery. … There’s no telling tho. Maybe it’s Mrs. Lippman’s stuff. [laughter] Now that would be a great twist. — Down in Front,
Silence of the Lambs @1:53:00

When I studied film studies, I looked at this. So just look at the silly imagery. We have a train here, in a tunnel, full of seamen. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Dead Calm @0:02:07

Lasers as well. … When is this? … 2029. Maybe that’s why he got … the laser sight: ’cause he’s missin’ the lasers. Maybe, yeah. Nostalgic robot. [as Schwarzenegger] I’m so homesick. — Simply Syndicated,
The Terminator

It’s called ‘Pussy Galore’s Flying Circus’. That’s a reference not to Monty Python’s Flying Circus but rather to the Red Baron—Manfred von Richthofen’s Flying Circus from WW1. — Tysto Commentaries,
Goldfinger @0:56:58

I like that this episode is so boring, that we’re actually debating what Jackie wastes her time watching [on TV]. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘World War Three’ @1:03:01

[gasp] A pentagram! … [as Ichabod] Obviously, this magical symbol was drawn by a girl. Notice the long eyelashes and the pink coloring! — AfterShock Commentaries,
Sleepy Hollow @1:15:33

Wizards just must have a better sex life than muggles, because— Okay, Jen’s back. I was afraid for Jen. [laughter] — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @1:12:42

I kept that little pink phone for so long. … And when I finally went to trade it in, the guy pulled it apart to get the sim card out, and dirt fell out of it from Pink Five. — Pink Five Official,
Pink Five Strikes Back @0:08:57

It would be cool if he had wolves or something. … No, it’s got to be the gentlest bird on the planet. … Don’t penguins gang up on baby seals in the wild? No! No. That’s only if they renege in a poker game. — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Batman Returns @1:43:55

This convention of Little Red Riding Hood actually killing the wolf is at least as old as 1931 with James Thurber and his book The Thurber Carnival. — Sofa Dogs,
Trick ‘r Treat @0:52:22

What was this supposed to be? A biker gang or, like, a death cult? Uh, I think the cast of Cats. — Batman Universe,
Batman Forever @1:09:11

You know, when you’ve been friends, you know each other so well that— You finish each others’ sentences? That’s not what I was going to say. [laughter] … You make a far more dangerous adversary. — Double D,
Young Sherlock Holmes @0:36:28

We don’t get exposition in the world. … ‘Here’s an animal. And here’s another animal. And these animals glow. And this tree is big.’ And that’s the exposition that we get. — Down in Front,
Avatar @1:55:12

Aw! She broke the fourth wall! … She should have just winked at said, ‘Back at Christmas!’ ‘See ya soon, guys.’ — Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘Asylum of the Daleks’ @0:45:49

Dredd basically says, ‘Okay, it’s your assessment. What do we do?” And I get the impression that, if she made the wrong call, he would go with it. … And if they survive, then he would fail her. — Down in Front,
Dredd @0:43:41

You know when Buzz … is hiding, and he ends up seeing the Buzz Lightyear toy commercial? You’d think a lesser man would just commit suicide. … He’d be like, ‘My life is a lie.’ — Technicolor Commentary,
Toy Story @0:51:46

[re: Stacy's new hair style] Star Wars is all about hair, in a lot of ways. — Tysto Commentaries,
Pink Five Saga @0:07:37

This is a tad pervy. It’s a… bit incestuously creepy, there, isn’t it? … Oh fish mom, you’re quite the MILF. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Vampire of Venice’ @0:46:56

Didn’t you ask how they’re up here on the second floor? Are they floating? … They’re flying fish, you idiot! … They’re jumping the shark. That’s what they’re doing. Nicely played. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Vampire of Venice’ @1:12:03

There’s my least favorite character in this movie. Remus? Yes, it p*sses me off in this movie so much. … They fail Remus miserably. And the first failure is his ‘molestache’. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban @0:26:17

I rather like the short little mini-dresses of the Wash and Brush-up girls. … If Playboy was around in 1939, they might have done a special pictorial of the ‘Girls of the Wash and Brush-up Company.’ — Tysto Commentaries,
The Wizard of Oz 1:01:52

I don’t know of a ‘Condor Airlines,’ so does that mean this is going to … be eaten by a shark? [laughter] Scott, … [deliberately] How could a shark possibly eat a plane what is flying up in the sky and that? — The Oneliner,
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus @0:17:37

Ah, yes. The time when men wore frilly nonsense around their necks. I want to wear frilly nonsense again. Well, you can. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Vampire of Venice’ @0:38:15

Shutup, Tinkerbell! … She is saving their life … given that you accept the notion that walking the plank now would lead to certain death. [laughter] Despite being two yards from shore. — Down in Front,
Hook @0:53:46

I loved that shot earlier where they’re walking by the pumpkin patch. It reminds me of Charlie Brown. [laughter] The Great Pumpkin? Yeah. — Sofa Dogs,
Trick ‘r Treat @0:32:24

Typical day in Seattle here. … Uh, there’s a shaft of sunlight there. That can’t poss— That must be back projection. — Spoilers Podcast,
WarGames @0:17:01

Johnny Cage’s dialog helps ground me in reality and understand what’s going on. He truly is the Han Solo of the Mortal Kombat movie. — Podtoid,
Mortal Kombat @0:28:18

Every time [Neo] walks into a room, you can say to yourself, in his voice, ‘I’m confused.‘ [laughter] And it’ll work every time, I guarantee you. — Down in Front,
The Matrix Reloaded @0:17:27

I think this is a really cool little moment, particularly as we pull back and there’s the one. I like how it’s leaning over like, ‘Aw, I wish I had a head.’ — Geekza,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @1:49:30

I don’t like the Sarris makeup. … I like to think it’s part of the joke. … If there are a billion stars … and supposedly so many aliens races…, eventually you’re going to come across one alien that kind of looks like a puppet. — Down in Front,
Galaxy Quest @1:09:01

Danny Elfman has two settings. He has Batman and Oingo Boingo. And most of the time, he’s set to Batman. — Down in Front,
Spider-Man @0:48:45

So he’s in love with her, huh? There’s definitely somethin’ goin’ on there, yeah. So this is total Phantom of the Oprah. [pause] They’re pretty much exactly the same thing. — Killer Reviews,
Candyman @1:20:59

[re: Miles Fisher] He’s a clone of Tom Cruise. No one knows, at a young age, he had a lot of money, so he had a clone made. Yeah, if the DNA was slightly deteriorated. — Death’s Door Prods,
Final Destination 5 @1:22:25

Mind you, among my favorite Colin Baker stories is ‘Attack of the Cybermen.’ So what do I know? … I love ‘Attack of the Cybermen,’ and it is pretty terrible, when you actually think about it. But don’t think about it, and it’s great. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who: Monster of Peladon p2 @0:57:48

How many cats does it take for a woman to become a crazy cat lady? Uh, 4. … It’s like 3 or 4. … You’re definitely crazy if you have, I would say, 10. That’s beyond crazy! — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Batman Returns @0:27:31

Why does it take her so long to recognize him? Yeah, it’s kind of weird. Well, now, it’s: okay, she’s almost been almost brainwashed by the MCP. Yeah, but we don’t know this character yet, so there’s no context. — Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy,
Tron @0:59:35

I wonder if there’s a special night in the Malfoy house where they all bleach their hair. [laughter] … I can just picture them, every Sunday night, with their heads over the sinks, bottle of bleach. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:10:59

Did you see the metaphor of the parallel between the dinosaur parenting vs Malcolm’s parenting of his own children? ♪♫ Doo doo doo. Doo doo doo. ♪♫ — TWIG Commentaries,
Lost World: Jurassic Park @0:34:15

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