Ah, my favorite scene in the movie: Bane wearing a fedora hat. He doesn’t have the mental capacity to form sentences, but he can operate an automobile.
— Batman Universe,
Batman & Robin @0:39:58
[as Jerry] So, I noticed the corpse on the floor. Aria, what’s that about? [as Aria] Uh, he’s just sleepy. He’s been workin’ really hard.
— Sofa Dogs,
Eagle Eye @1:27:53
It’s … Hard Target, but sh*tty. … We did a [JCVD double feature]. … And DoubleStuf Oreos. … Compared to watching this … that would’ve been like winning Mega Millions.
— DVD PodBlast,
The Pest @0:29:11
An hour-and-a-half of exposition, and then [the ending] Whoa! … Little spoiler alert, please! Oh, I’m sorry. … They all live happily ever after in Candy Cane Lane House. Are there bunnies?
— Adudathuda PodBlast,
Ghost Rider @0:50:15
How did [Hudson] ever get to be a Marine? Seriously! He impregnated some f***in’ girl on some other planet. [laughter, then several voices] Doesn’t matter when it’s Arcturian, baby!
— Film Fever Radio,
Aliens
[re: mountain climbing] There’s no way that that is Shatner. … It’s Shatner cut it half. And they glued a fit guy to the other half? [laughter] … I don’t believe it’s Shatner. But I do believe it’s Kirk.
— Jon Madsen and Trek West 5,
Star Trek 5 @0:10:04
[credits] ‘“Roxanne” by S Sting.’ What does the S stand for? His real name is ‘Gordon Sumner’. What does the S stand for? … Is his first name also ‘Sting’?
— Tysto Commentaries,
48 Hrs. @1:36:17
Look at that little pre-pubescent … Johnnie Drama. … I very rarely feel like screaming ‘Get a haircut, hippie,’ but right about now….
— Down in Front,
The Blob (1988) @0:16:38
Notice Ginny wearing flats here, by the way. Get used to that, babe! You married a short man.
— Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @1:56:21
[The actor who played Shang Tsung] was in Pearl Harbor. … He just watches Pearl Harbor get bombed in the distance, and under his breath, he’s just like, ‘Flawless victory.’
— Podtoid,
Mortal Kombat @1:51:36
Somebody actually bothered to count the number of times they say the f-word, and it tops out at 225. That sounds like a decent number. Which I think boiled down to 10 minutes of screen time.
— Sofa Dogs,
True Romance @0:03:33
Right here: boom. From this moment on, we’re into the new ending. Because Audrey was actually originally killed by the plant. … And this is all a reshoot from here on out.
— Down in Front,
Little Shop of Horrors (1986) @1:21:27
It’s about normal people who become superheroes, but they throw in one superhero with some kind of super-freak accident … but that super-freak accident explains all of the supernatural stuff in the movie.
— Jon Madsen and friends,
The Watchmen @1:50:24
We have an answer for why the answer is that way. … We’re not gonna show our hand yet, … but I’ll tell you one of the cards: John Wright. …. It’s like a clue! … John Wright in the third act with the candlestick!
— Down in Front,
Explorers @0:07:27
Now, it’s called Troll 2, but this movie has no, like, trolls in it. Yeah, I know. It’s the worst case of false advertising since Naked Lunch.
— Super Marcey,
Troll 2 @0:03:58
[re: bank corpses] That’s Malfoy Manor. They brought them all there. … [Narcissa's] like, ‘I’m never gonna get that out of the carpet.’
— PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @0:40:56
Is he gonna shoot this guy with the arrow that he pulls out of his back? I think he should’ve shot the arrow while it was still inside his back and flung himself up there. I think that’s very unsanitary.
— Gymkommentary,
The Scorpion King @1:24:42
I’ve always been fascinated with pirate movies. … A ninja will kick a pirate’s ass, tho. Don’t you dare bring that up! That depends, okay? Ninjas are better alone, while pirates are better in numbers.
— TWIG Commentaries,
PotC: The Curse of the Black Pearl
[re: helicarrier CVN-64] What exactly is that the 64th of? Yeah. Are there 63 other prototype helicarriers? Yeah, in various smoking heaps around the continental United States, presumably.
— Down in Front,
The Avengers @1:35:27
You don’t see it [in the 1950s opening], but then as the movie’s gone on, you’re kind of ready for it. … But it’s also in keeping with the feel of that time. Like, in the ’50s, you wouldn’t have seen the ax go in.
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Night of the Creeps @0:58:04
One of the very few nighttime scenes. Yeah. It’s a horror movie in daylight. Very unusual.
— Double D,
Tremors @0:24:12
[Magneto's plan] is kind of on the same level as the first Superman, where he’s like, ‘I’m buying up land.’ … It’s like a hedge fund manager for superpowers.
— Down in Front,
X-Men @0:07:10
[as McGonagall] You, Mr. Potter—even tho you have saved the school twice—no permission slip, no going in to buy the plastic vomit and the candy.
— Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban @0:46:37
What an entrance. Aw, yeah. Push [the doors] open. [as Aragorn] I don’t know what you were talking about. But from now on, you’re talking about me.
— MMM Commentaries,
LOTR: Two Towers @1:55:17
This is brilliant from Pullman, especially in the light of the fact that we discover that he was faking this moment as well. … I thought this was genuine. … He faked it, baby. That’s sick. I’ve gone back to hatin’ ‘im again.
— Blogtor Who,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day: Rendition’ @0:19:56
I love how the computer just takes— The computer’s like ‘Okee dokee!’ … ‘I did it!’ ‘That was a rough one, but I think I pulled it off. What do you think?’
— Down in Front,
The Fly @1:37:21
One character in this movie needed a Joss Whedon pass, where it’s just nothin’ but sarcasm. … Sheriff boy is supposed to be that. … I bet if you replaced Cam Gigandet with Nathan Fillion, this movie would have worked so much better.
— Down in Front,
Priest @1:26:09
Bane is still wearing the fedora. … He’s trying to look like Humphrey Bogart in this movie, and it’s just never going to happen.
— Play Cole Productions,
Batman & Robin @0:56:30
Theme park design is like slaughterhouse design. Don’t give the cows any room to do anything wrong, because they will. … What do you need the steering wheel for if [the vehicle is] on a track?
— Down in Front,
Jurassic Park @0:49:43
[wedding reception scene] Balloons inside of balloons! Science fiction! Where will it end?!
— Cultdom Collective,
Doctor Who ‘The Big Bang’ @0:50:11
Not to tell too many tales, but … about 8 seconds before we started shooting this movie, you had a traumatic breakup. … I will say, there’s a lot more anti-boyfriend energy in this movie [laughter] than was on the page.
— Pink Five Official,
Pink Five Strikes Back @0:04:06
$1100 for that dress in 1955. That would be, like, $1200 now. [laughs] Yeah, $1200 and some change.
— Film Thugs,
Rear Window @0:24:02
They’re singular sheets of paper, because if they were envelopes, they wouldn’t fly like that. Oh, they are, aren’t they? … I never noticed that before!
— Potter Pensieve,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @0:20:08
Over his shoulder, you can see Lucas’s daughter, with the blue face. … Oh, poor girl. Wouldn’t you think they’d give her some makeup to cover that?
— MMM Commentaries,
Star Wars 6: Revenge of the Sith @0:23:40
Give it 15, 20 years, I’m sure there’ll have a relaunch…. It’ll probably be in space. Heyyyy. … Could they have swords that are made out of lasers? No. … Douchebags get way too into that sh*t.
— Down in Front,
Master and Commander @2:16:35
For a movie that does all the other movies, it does them really well. Yeah, it does them fine. You can tell that it paid attention to those other movies.
— Down in Front,
Priest @1:35:38
[as Dumbledore] And remember this: the next time you see me, I will be ignoring you like you don’t exist. [laughter] And it’s because I love you like a son.
— Pottercast,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @2:23:48
I think this is the first time Jack the Ripper has entered Doctor Who canon. … I think he was mentioned in The Matrix book. … But this is televised canon. So now we know what happened to ‘im. Yes. He got et.
— Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Good Man Goes to War’ @0:08:52
Oh, that’s right down the street! That’s the Chicago Hilton! You can point to it! … Actually, it’s right there behind the building I’m pointing at. … That’s like the best thing you can do in an audio podcast.
— Technicolor Commentary,
The Fugitive @1:38:38
It’s also quite cool with the light in the background. So is this daytime? But it’s nighttime. So where’s the light comin’ from? Whoa. The government.
— Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe’ @0:24:02
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