Quotes from Anthony Head

I think of Paul Reiser as a very wimpy, reedy, little New Yorker … kind of a person in real life. [laughs] And I assume that he doesn’t have any internal fortitude at all and therefore would not go on a mission like this. — Tysto Commentaries,
Aliens @1:06:07

[80-foot mechanical tarantula scene] Look at the emissions on that. That’s never gonna get past emissions tests. Exactly. — Renegade Commentaries,
Wild Wild West

What’s also missing from this one is a bit of the black comedy that the original had. … Some people look at it as a response to the Reagan idea of the perfect family and all that sh*t. — Horror Movie a Day,
The Stepfather @0:47:41

Let’s look up Cody Deal as Thor. … He was the Roman soldier at Caesar’s Palace in the movie The Hangover. [laughter] That’s why I recognize him! … He gets around. — Tysto Commentaries,
Almighty Thor @0:02:52

I was just wondering what the hell that poor woman went thru leading up to that moment, with her clothes all torn. Was she— Walk of shame. [laughter] Chris speaks knowingly. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Lodger’ @0:44:13

The little ball of light. Awww. [as Ron] Right thru my chest. Right here! … They should save this for their wedding vows. [laughter] [as Ron] I was in a pub to avoid the snatchers…. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 7: Deathly Hallows 1 @1:52:55

[as Zander] I’m very sweaty. You’ll have to excuse my sweat. … I gotta go sweat on somethin’. Peace! — Down in Front,
Starship Troopers @0:17:05

I used to love how they used to draw invisibility in the comic books, when they used to do dotted lines. [laughter] … [as villain] ‘I don’t know where Susan Storm’s gone, but I hope those dotted lines don’t get me!’ — DVDCommentaries.co.UK,
Memoirs of an Invisible Man @1:18:31

You know what I like about Slytherin? It’s how it’s a breeding ground for rapists and bigots. [laughter] And they don’t shut it down! — All of Whine and Space,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @0:44:24

I did find that Oswald Danes becoming the ‘one true voice of the people’ again— Yes. It’s like Gary Glitter becoming the one true voice of the people, isn’t it? Mmm, a bit of a stretch. — Impossible Podcast,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day: Escape to LA’ @0:53:30

[re: splitting up in the woods] We’ll cover Sunflower Acres. You take Dead Man’s Swamp. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @1:47:21

I’m surprised George Lucas didn’t go in and tinker with this like he did Star Wars. Yeah, he could have fixed this! [laughter] … He probably would have made it 40 minutes longer and re-released it in theaters in 3-D. — Junk Food Dinner,
Howard the Duck @1:45:35

What is Voldemort gonna do if he took over the wizarding world? … We find it out here: he holds a senior staff meeting at 7 in the morning, and he goes over the TPS reports. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 7: Deathly Hallows 1 @0:12:29

We said this in our movie review months ago: very Kirby in Asgard, very Straczynski on Earth. — Legion of Dudes,
Thor @1:54:09

I’m kind of Team F*** Bella. I’m like, the two of them should just be gay and get together, ’cause she doesn’t deserve either of them, quite frankly. [laughter] I’d watch that. — Down in Front,
Twilight @0:08:42

I’m not so sure he should have felt quite so guilty about Rose. [as the Doctor] ‘I left you with your own David Tennant boy-toy [laughter] in an alternative universe where you’re fabulously wealthy and powerful!’ Hmmm. — Impossible Podcast,
Doctor Who ‘Let’s Kill Hitler’ @0:31:48

All the girls I’ve ever been attracted to are either an Aura or a Dale. — Jon Madsen,
Flash Gordon

[re: Mystique] I like how she wears her uniform to still show a little bit of cleavage. Yeah. Or it’s like Hank didn’t account for her t*ts. ‘Oh, I’m sorry. I made it a size too small.’ — Ultimate Movie Commentary,
X-Men: First Class @1:34:42

Here’s what I think. Burton’s trying to make her all weird and artsy. I guarantee you that he designed … all those sculptures and … he would proudly display them in his home. — Bagged & Boarded,
Beetlejuice @0:27:16

What’s the word I’m looking for? … He’s cunning. … That’s the word I’m looking for. … He’s as cunning as a fox who’s just been made Professor of Cunning at Oxford University. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Darkman @0:31:59

Why is the music so dramatic here, when they’re just [putting away groceries]? ‘Cause somebody’s a vegetarian, but they don’t know which one is which. — Blogtor Who,
Torchwood @0:02:39

For those international listeners, getting thru British passport controls is one thing. Jumping a queue in Britain unopposed— [laughter] That’s a sin against God. — Impossible Podcast,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day – Categories of Life’ @0:14:04

Can I reveal something here? … I thought that Mickey was just her gay friend. — Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘Rose’ @0:02:23

They’re married. I’m assuming they have sex— … They reference it. She gets paid a lot. And she’s gonna get a raise to knocked up. Yeah. She’s gonna get a baby bump! — Down in Front,
The Truman Show @0:23:10

[as lonely Draco] *sigh* Well, I guess I’ll be non-specifically evil in here for a while. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince @1:10:59

King’s Cross now, in the real world, has—on your way out to platforms 9 and 10—has a wall designated as being Platform 9 3/4. … There’s a cart half-way thru the wall, bolted to the wall, so muggles can pose. — Hogwarts Radio,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @0:33:32

What if Carrie got to have a normal prom? … I was totally thinking that when I was revisited the film earlier. … She and William Katt are standing there, all happy and everything, aaaaand credits. — Sofa Dogs,
Carrie @0:14:31

The Fly II is about the son, who I can’t remember what his name is. … Buzz. Was it Buzz? [laughter] Ya got me. High five. — Down in Front,
The Fly @1:27:28

[as alien leader] Run out there, give them a big bear hug, throw them to the ground, and bite them. That’s what we—the advanced, space-faring species—do. — Down in Front,
Cowboys & Aliens @1:43:29

You can tell that Carole Bouquet is not an actual puppet in this movie because, if she were a puppet, she would have been given larger breasts. — Tysto Commentaries,
For Your Eyes Only @1:09:50

[as disciples] Did you notice how quickly Judas ate his sandwich and then took off? He was acting weird. He ate all the creamed corn…. — Film Pigs,
The Passion of the Christ @0:03:21

By the way, [Winston] has apparently fled the scene. [laughter] He was here; he informed them that the guy’s name is ‘The Hammer,’ and he has run for his life. — Down in Front,
Ghostbusters 2 @0:43:29

Johnny Cage’s dialog helps ground me in reality and understand what’s going on. He truly is the Han Solo of the Mortal Kombat movie. — Podtoid,
Mortal Kombat @0:28:18

The only horror movie we’d survive is The Wicker Man. … Because of the temptation scene. … She gets naked and bangs on his wall. … And he goes back to bed. … Whereas— We’d've been right round there. — DVD Commentaries UK,
The Shining @1:46:06

[We should] tick off all the artifacts that are in this room. … Have a telestrator like Madden. [as John Madden] ‘Over here to the right is the Infinity Gauntlet. And over here to the left is the Casket of Ancient Winters.’ — Legion of Dudes,
Thor @0:18:06

I missed out on the Batman & Robin commentary. … And I had some things I wanted to say about that movie, so I’ll say them now. Okay. ‘What?! Oh come on! Really? Pfft.’ — Commentary Track Stars,
Citizen Kane @0:18:48

I tried to start my own cult based on this. But people couldn’t afford two axes, so I had to cancel it. We all had one ax each. We couldn’t clang ‘em together or nothin’. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Cobra @ 0:54:45

Kyle Reese may be James Cameron’s analog for Hollywood action movie writers. … You arrive in LA naked and in pain. You steal. … You tell wild stories. … Then [your] work is undone by Arnold Schwarzenegger. — Tysto Commentaries,
The Terminator @0:00:33

The snatchers are hipsters. They’re like homeless hipsters. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @0:53:42

He should’ve gone in his little crocodile submersible. … Can you see him takin’ that off the plane? Do you think he’d have it on the plane as hand luggage? … He’s not gonna trust it to somebody. Naw, they’d wreck it. — Gentlemen’s Review,
A View to a Kill @1:02:11

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