Dreamcatcher

From Adudathuda PodBlast:

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.

We love our BLASTphemers. So in honor of the holiday, we bring you, by request, Dreamcatcher, 2 hours and 15 minutes of misguided Stephen King adaptationism.

Just a quick note – - This particular request, from someone named… let’s say, “Colin”, from somewhere called… mmm… let’s say, “Newcastle, Australia”, was either a legitimate petition to BLAST a horrible movie, or a heinous prank whose purpose was to either:

- Drain our collective lifeforce.
- Force us into murdering each other in so many psychotic hazes.
- Quite possibly both.

Yeah, real funny “Colin.” “Henderson.” From “Newcastle”.

We will not be broken.

If all these guys that are friends are a little bit psychic, why don’t they just start up a detective agency or something that would make money? The stock market! Horse-racing! — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @0:12:32

Now, when I was a bully, … I never stripped little boys. … Little too Leopold and Loeb there, I don’t know. — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @0:27:34

Looks like a woodshop. Is that their hideout? No, that’s their ‘memory warehouse.’ Oh, brother. I have a memory whorehouse…. — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @0:29:50

All right. That’s a problem, when all the animals are leavin’ town. You know what’s coming in? Tasmanian Devil. — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @0:41:20

Is he talkin’ into the gun?! Yep. … All right. I’m done. Dude, he’s talkin’ into the phone! Steve! You’re not goin’ anywhere! No no no. … Steve! You’re gonna finish this blast! — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @1:47:22

This is like some bad Power Rangers villain or something. — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @2:10:04

There it is. There’s your Valentine’s Day gift from us to you. [laughter] Wow. That’s not to say we don’t love you. It’s just that love hurts sometimes. That’s all. — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @2:12:50