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- Dreamcatcher (1)
- 2008.Feb.26 / 12am
Dreamcatcherby: DVD.PodBlast • tags: 2000s • feature • free • Lawrence.Kasdan.story • Stephen.King.story • William.Goldman.story • stars: Jason.Lee • Morgan.Freeman • Thomas.Jane • Timothy.Olyphant
From Adudathuda PodBlast:
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.
We love our BLASTphemers. So in honor of the holiday, we bring you, by request, Dreamcatcher, 2 hours and 15 minutes of misguided Stephen King adaptationism.
Just a quick note – - This particular request, from someone named… let’s say, “Colin”, from somewhere called… mmm… let’s say, “Newcastle, Australia”, was either a legitimate petition to BLAST a horrible movie, or a heinous prank whose purpose was to either:
- Drain our collective lifeforce.
- Force us into murdering each other in so many psychotic hazes.
- Quite possibly both.
Yeah, real funny “Colin.” “Henderson.” From “Newcastle”.
We will not be broken.
If all these guys that are friends are a little bit psychic, why don’t they just start up a detective agency or something that would make money? The stock market! Horse-racing!— DVD PodBlast,
Looks like a woodshop. Is that their hideout? No, that’s their ‘memory warehouse.’ Oh, brother. I have a memory whorehouse….— ,
All right. That’s a problem, when all the animals are leavin’ town. You know what’s coming in? Tasmanian Devil.— ,
Is he talkin’ into the gun?! Yep. … All right. I’m done. Dude, he’s talkin’ into the phone! Steve! You’re not goin’ anywhere! No no no. … Steve! You’re gonna finish this blast!— DVD PodBlast,
This is like some bad Power Rangers villain or something.— DVD PodBlast,
There it is. There’s your Valentine’s Day gift from us to you. [laughter] Wow. That’s not to say we don’t love you. It’s just that love hurts sometimes. That’s all.— DVD PodBlast,