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- Batman Returns (11)
- 2008.Feb.26 / 12am
Batman Returnsby: DVD.PodBlast • tags: 1990s • Batman • DC.Comics • feature • free • directed by: Tim.Burton • stars: Christopher.Walken • Danny.DeVito • Michael.Keaton • Michelle.Pfeiffer
From Adudathuda PodBlast:
QUESTION: Should Batman Returns have been BLASTed?
ANSWER (Steve): No.
ANSWER (Everyone else): FUCK yes.
It had its good points – Michael Keaton as THE Batman, Michelle Pheiffer in a catsuit, Christopher Walken as Christopher Walken – but it also had Tim Burton(tm) brand sillyness, magic penguin pallbearers (spoiler… oops!), and the word “poon-tang”.
Besides, though this is one of the best movies to ever suffer a BLAST, it did prompt the BLASTers to reveal their secret plans for an island utopia, as well as their questionable sexual habits.
How many cats does it take for a woman to become a crazy cat lady? Uh, 4. … It’s like 3 or 4. … You’re definitely crazy if you have, I would say, 10. That’s beyond crazy!— Adudathuda PodBlast,
Batman Returns @0:27:31
I was in the musical Pippin at my college…, and I looked just like him, ’cause I was wearing a white unitard, and I’m a little heavy. It went from my belly to my knees. I looked like the Penguin in that show.— ,
Batman Returns @0:53:14
Why was there a gas [canister] in the wall? Uh…. Uh…. Yeah.— ,
Batman Returns @1:01:58
Can we blast the monkey rewiring the Batmobile? Yes. … No, because that’s like many mechanics. Heyo! Dude! … Wait, it’s a grease-monkey!— ,
Batman Returns @1:20:41
It would be cool if he had wolves or something. … No, it’s got to be the gentlest bird on the planet. … Don’t penguins gang up on baby seals in the wild? No! No. That’s only if they renege in a poker game.— Adudathuda PodBlast,
Batman Returns @1:43:55