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- 2008.Feb.26 / 12am
Battlefield Earthby: DVD.PodBlast • tags: 2000s • feature • free • worst.films • stars: John.Travolta
From Adudathuda PodBlast:
If it takes a million monkeys a million years to come up with “A Tale of Two Cities”, it would take 2 monkeys and a retarded squirrel about 14 hours to come up with the script for Battlefield Earth.
It’s the year 3000, and the evil Psychlo John Travolta has just been ordered by “Home Office” to remain on the cesspool Earth indefinitely. Meanwhile, head ManAnimal Barry Pepper has learned how to communicate with the Psychlos as well as teach his caveman buddies how to fly 1,000-year-old Harriers.
Though the film by itself may induce suicide, our commentary will reduce that to mere vomiting, depending on how well you’ve got your gag reflex under control. So, enjoy that.