Cutthroat Island

From Adudathuda PodBlast:

Dear BLASTphemers,

There is a heatwave in Los Angeles, and it’s taking its toll on the BLASTers. PB4: Melted. Just melted. Walsho: Back on the sauce. DTM.C: Beaten down. Steve: Snakes-On-A-Plane crazy. William: Kind of cheerful, actually.

And yet we press on. This week, we take on Renny Harlin and Cutthroat Island. This 1995 coma-inducer stars Geena Davis as a sunburned American pirate who teams up with Matthew Modine’s Errol Flynn to search for a pot o’ gold weighing somewhere between three and five tons. Along the way, they find wonderful, boring love.