Aeon Flux (special collector’s edition)

From Adudathuda PodBlast:

Start with a base of Ultraviolet, add a good dose of Catwoman, then inject with Hollywood Dumbass Juice until all traces of The Matrix seep out. You will be left with a sludge called “Aeon Flux”.

Now just start calling Oscar winners until someone bites (hint: call Charlize Theron first), and you’ve got yourself a movie! Congratulations! Have fun making it, what with its futuristic sets and sexy costumes, because It. Will. Bomb.

Then one day in the not-too-distant future, the DVD will be released and some smart-ass Hollywood jerks are gonna BLAST it. IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD.

[as implanter] I’m going to plant naked images of myself in your brain. Tell me if you like them. Here’s casual me…. Here’s me at Universal Studios next to Shrek. Isn’t he tall? … Ooh, ooh. Here’s me at the beach. — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Aeon Flux @0:39:43

[telephone rings] Phone’s ringin’. … I hope it’s a good movie. … ‘Hey, Darren, this is Die Hard. Can I come over?’ — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Aeon Flux @0:45:09