LotR: The Two Towers (theatrical cut)

From MMM Commentaries:

Return to the land of Mordor with the MMM as we tackle the next Lord of the Rings film, The Two Towers.

As with our last Lord of the Rings commentary, we have used the theatrical cut of the film, not the DVD release.

Like slipping on a pair of old moth eaten shoes (which is ironic considering hobbits don’t wear them) the team get back into talking about grimness, orcs, sword-weilding saviours and magical wizards.

Come celebrate with the MMM team with this, our 100th commentary!

If we talk about pre-destiny, if your name’s called ‘Wormtongue’— That’s a bit sad, isn’t it? —what the hell are you gonna do with your life? — MMM Commentaries,
LOTR: Two Towers @0:20:04

He can live for a hundred years, and he can float. Must be a witch. … At least he’s having a nice dream. He’s having Liv Tyler lying on top of him. … Being in water, that’d be a wet dream, wouldn’t it? — MMM Commentaries,
LOTR: Two Towers @1:35:55

What an entrance. Aw, yeah. Push [the doors] open. [as Aragorn] I don’t know what you were talking about. But from now on, you’re talking about me. — MMM Commentaries,
LOTR: Two Towers @1:55:17

In the extended version, you get talk of the ent-wives. … ‘We’ve forgotten what women look like.’ … Hey, they can’t get a root! [laughter] … Splinters. Getting some wood. … We haven’t even talked about sap yet. Let alone their nuts. — MMM Commentaries,
LOTR: Two Towers @1:58:40