Rambo: First Blood Part II

From Gymkommentary:

It’s a long road, when you’re on your own. And it hurts when they tear your dreams apart. And it’s a longer road, when you’re with the Gymkommentators. And it hurts when they never shut their mouths.

On Gymkommentary 6: Rambo: First Blood Part II: Leonard Part 6, Matt and Chris head back to Vietnam, a land of exotic beauty, blatantly racist dialogue, and architecture that explodes when you shoot it with an arrow. Rambo’s gonna take a mulligan on that whole Vietnam War thing: and this time, we get to WIN, thanks to Sly Stallone’s rippling physique and flapping jowls. Grab some popcorn and a good supply of bodybags, and prepare yourselves for the bloodiest Gymkommentary ever.

Am I looking at his ass? No. You’re looking at my arm, actually. I was the arm double for Stallone in this movie, and … I was in phenomenal shape. That looked like sausage being made. I was down to -4% body fat. — Gymkommentary,
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What Rambo doesn’t know is that these Russian boats are actually made out of gasoline, tinder, … campfire logs— [laughter] And old children’s Halloween costumes. … They are extraordinarily flammable, as you’ll see in a minute. — Gymkommentary,
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When in North Vietnam, be sure to see scenic Poop Lake. [laughter] … Pig sh** spas will just lift your troubles away. The secret ingredient [pause] is pig sh**. — Gymkommentary,
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