Dragonheart

From Facepalm Commentaries via Archive.org:

This is a commentary to the movie Dragonheart by /facepalm commentaries with Lothalis and Crovidae. This movie staring Dennis Quaid and the voice of Sean Connary is full of bad early CGI and is un-necessarily long and drawn out. In this (our first) Crow and Loth point out all the flaws of the plot as well as the terrible on screen action that we see. Play in sync with the movie for a good laugh.

Why is he allowed to manhandle the king like this? Tutor or not, his ass would be flayed. What would you do if Dennis Quaid straddled you? I’d be in shock first. Yahh! — Facepalm,
Dragonheart @0:17:50

Wasn’t that a great dragon fight? Almost felt like I missed the entire thing. [laughter] Oh, come on, you got the shadow, and there was some hay blowing up. That had to be from a dragon. — Facepalm,
Dragonheart @0:20:37