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- 2009.Jun.17 / 6pm
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skullby: Geekza • tags: 2000s • feature • free • Indiana.Jones • directed by: Steven.Spielberg • stars: Harrison.Ford • John.Hurt • Karen.Allen • Ray.Winstone • Shia.LaBeouf
with: Brian.Finifter • Cloe.Z • Dorkman • Teague.Chrystie • Trey.Stokes
Over the hiatus, we’ve gotten fifty emails about being assholes, and, count ‘em, five insistent requests to do another movie commentary – this when we explicitly told you people to leave us alone.
Apparently, the reason we told you that is because our convictions are shit, and if you ask, we bend to accommodate your desires. So.
Enjoy this high-quality Kingdom of the Crystal Skull commentary, with myself, Cloe Z, Brian Finifter, Dorkman “Ryan vs. Dorkman” Scott, and Trey “Pink Five” Stokes.
‘Thank God you got into that refrigerator.’ They don’t let it go, either! … They keep bringing it up? Yeah! They’ll bring it up one more time. … I’m like, why do you keep throwing that in my face? Let it go. Move on. I was gonna let it go.— Geekza,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @0:29:11
Is he talkin’ all archaeological at [Indy] here? He’s a greaser who knows archaeology? Oh, wait till you see the things that this greaser knows.— ,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @0:36:04
And then the monkeys know to attack the bad guys somehow. Nobody else. They’re helping [Mutt] drive.— Geekza,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @1:29:04
So … the skull is an ant repellent. That’s clever. The skull is like Superman. It has whatever powers they want it to. … [as Kevin Smith as Jon Peters] Just no suit. It’s too faggy.— Geekza,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @1:34:03
I think this is a really cool little moment, particularly as we pull back and there’s the one. I like how it’s leaning over like, ‘Aw, I wish I had a head.’— Geekza,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @1:49:30
[as alien] In gratitude for your helping me, I will destroy your brain. [laughter] Here’s that gift. Here’s that gift, where I will make your eyes explode. It’s really for the other guy. … If you see him, just pass it along.— Geekza,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @1:55:46