The Evil Dead

From Terror Transmission:

We believe we have made a significant find in the ruins of 1981, an audio volume of ancient drunken babble and entertaining movie chatter. The episode is entitled “The Evil Dead” — roughly translated: Awesome Commentary! It deals with demons and demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of Man’s domain such as film details, Deep Throat, the Jewish zombie question, our three-year anniversary, the Not-Campbell, arboreal rape, crappy beer, humor vs. horror, and other creatures that may lie dormant but are never truly dead. So listen in and, like the others before you, one by one, we will take you. JOIN US!

Warning: This file may have had silent stretches edited out, so it does not sync with the movie.

[re: demonic possession] And I draw the line there, by the way. If a girl’s zombified, I don’t care if she’s a midget or if she’s— Canadian. Canadian. … I say no way. — Terror Transmission,
The Evil Dead @0:32:36

That’s an interesting gift for your romantic partner: … a magnifying glass. … So my johnson looks bigger to you? … And you look like Colonel Klink from Hogan’s Heroes? Who has that fetish? — Terror Transmission,
The Evil Dead @0:43:31

This one’s a horror film. Evil Dead 2, there’s not really any horror in it. It’s very much played for slapstick comedy. … Army of Darkness really takes a distant third for me. I agree. — Terror Transmission,
The Evil Dead @0:52:58

It’s actually [Bruce Campbell] doing the stunts. … And you’re kind of rooting for him, and yet enjoying the abuse at the same time. I often feel torn in real life in that way. — Terror Transmission,
The Evil Dead @1:32:58