Clash of the Titans (1981)

From Half Hour Wasted/Legion of Dudes

Time for another Bonus Commentary Episode! For whatever reason, Aaron and Abe have decided to spend more time adding their thoughts over films that they felt like watching together, along with a couple guests – Jordan Grout and Jim Dietz. Say what you will about how much one learns during these commentaries, but at least they manage to have a good time watching the film, despite the many tangents they go on. Anyway, if you happen to have access to the original 1981 Clash of the Titans or feel like listening to random chatter about the movie, without actually watching it, here is one way to do so.

Important Note: This commentary features both juvenile uses of language and jokes that may be considered un-PC. We of course are just trying to have a fun time…

So now, if you’ve got an hour to kill…

I feel like Clash of the Titans would have been better served with an entire Rush soundtrack. It would’ve been better as a rock opera, I agree. — Out Now,
Clash of the Titans (1981) @0:10:07

Oh! Breastfeeding! Whoa. Whoa. Boob shot! … ‘Cause there’s nothing like a good ol’ breastfeeding scene after a Kraken destruction. — Out Now,
Clash of the Titans (1981) @0:17:01

Whoa. One of those. It’s happening again. Yeah, giant vulture with a golden cage. We spray for them, but they keep coming back. — Out Now,
Clash of the Titans (1981) @0:37:00

[re: sleepwalking Andromeda] She must be on the same dosage of Valium as the director. — Out Now,
Clash of the Titans (1981) @0:48:35

Which would be more useful, R2 or Bubo? … R2. [reading] … Bubo is the … genus of eagle owls and horned owls. Bubo is modeled after a barn owl, which is the genus tito. … Boom. Take that Hollywood. — Out Now,
Clash of the Titans (1981) @1:08:40

[as Charon] Do you have anything smaller? I don’t have change for this. [laughter] No transfers. — Out Now,
Clash of the Titans (1981) @1:24:18

Oh! Classic Harry Hamlin dagger throw! … [Calibos] Aw, I fell on my keys. — Out Now,
Clash of the Titans (1981) @1:42:57