Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

From Tysto commentaries:

Harry Potter is back! Join me as we watch him on the Jumbotron, competing in the Quadwizard Tournament against dragons, dancing, merfolk, and bushes. I explore Dumbledore’s willful mispronunciations, Ron’s many alternatives to going to the ball in a costume rejected by Jon Pertwee, and the likelihood of what appears to be half a dozen Death Eaters terrorizing what seems to be 100,000 or so wizards at the Quidditch World Cup.

I again ask the question “Why does any of this happen?” I put forth a clear and concise alternative for Barty Crouch, Junior’s ridiculous plan. I propose an explanation as to why the tournament must go on. I maintain my theory that Filch and Mrs. Norris are married. And I explore the possibility that Hermione gave the big V to Viktor, if you know what I mean.

[re: Quidditch World Cup attack] This is not how this would go. … It would be like a half a dozen guys with assault rifles walking into a Texas gun show. It would be a horrible blood bath. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:12:02

[as Dumbledore] Well, it’s a magical contract. We can’t do anything about it. We have to go on and try to kill the students with these dragons. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:34:43

[as McGonagall] Surprise! The Yule Ball is a dance. [as students] What?! What?! The Yule Ball is a dance? Is that what the word ‘ball’ means? Or is that what the word ‘yule’ means? — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @1:08:26

It would be great if it was revealed at the end of this that the Yule Ball actually was one of the challenges. And Harry comes in last; he’s failed, because he can’t dance. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @1:21:02

This is a terrible spectator sport. … People disappear into the maze, and everyone for two hours just goes, ‘Do you think they’re dead?’ ‘I don’t know.’ … We need a JumboTron! — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @1:52:33

[as Dumbledore, to Harry:] Remember this: you have friends here. You’re not alone. Soon, you will have Dolores Umbridge to be your very best friend. [pause] Not me tho. I will be busy next year. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @2:21:51

Ron was very, very put out that Harry didn’t tell him how he put his name in the Goblet of Fire but not bothered at all by the fact that he was kidnapped and used as bait. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @2:24:37