Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

From Rifftrax:

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was released at an important moment in film history — namely, the last moment when actor Rupert Grint (aka, Ron Weasley) could say “I will definitely be in two more films.” There is a version of this movie that’s about a prince who accidentally donated half his blood in a drive at work, and Harry Potter keeps chasing that guy and saying “Hey, you donated too much blood, come back here you dang Half-Blood Prince!” Unfortunately, that version exists only in the mind of a stoned guy who read the title and collapsed in such a giggle fit that it took three Best Buy employees to drag him out of the store.

Mike, Kevin, and Bill put on their favorite “Dumbledore 4 Life” and “Albus will NEVER die” t-shirts for this one: please savor their exquisite heartbreak and join them for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince!

[as Hedwig to Ginny] Yeah, hi, listen, I’m starving. You got a mouse or somethi— Aaand she’s leaving. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince @0:15:21

[as Draco] All right. Play it cool. Let everyone leave. Close the door, yes. Curtains down. And DANCE TO GAGA IN MY UNDIES! — Rifftrax,
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[as Dumbledore, when Harry denies that he fancies Hermione] So you’re cool if I ask her out then? — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince @0:41:21

[re: Ron's quidditch success] Mad with power, Ron declares himself the new ‘chosen one’ and is instantly killed by Voldemort. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince @1:05:51

[as lonely Draco] *sigh* Well, I guess I’ll be non-specifically evil in here for a while. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince @1:10:59

Ha, a chase! I suppose it’s too much to hope they’ll hop into muscle cars and squeal around the streets of San Francisco? No, but there are sweater vests, Mike. ♪♫ Sweater vests! ♪♫ [Draco removes vest] Dammit, Bill! — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince @1:40:25

Just then, McGonagall’s ‘Ding Dong the Witch is Dead’ ringtone picked the worst possible time to go off. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince @2:20:31