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Street Fighterby: TATAnS • tags: 1990s • feature • free • stars: Jean-Claude.Van.Damme • Ming-Na
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it is still August, so it is still MAN MONTH. The lack of update last Monday was due to my being on vacation and without internet access. So, you should have had plenty of time to watch last year’s Man Month features to stave off femininity.
This week, we bring you a movie that was responsible for the death of a prominent and well-loved actor that was not Brandon Lee. No, this time the Two Assholes, a few Guestholes, and special guest John Pollock of the Fight Network got together to watch and lambaste Street Fighter: The Movie, yes, that one.
If you really don’t know which actor this movie killed, then you should really just grab some cheese-in-a-can, oil up your chest, and settle into the ass-groove in your favourite piece of furniture for this manly morsel of macho mandom, man man man man man.
Who cast Dave Coulier as Ken? … [laughter] Dave Coulier would have been better! … ‘Cause then Bob Saget would be in it. Yeah. Bob Saget as Ryu? Eh? And John Stamos as Bison.— TATAnS,
Street Fighter (1994) @0:13:39
[Zangief's] eyes are really close together. All Russians have those eyes. All the better to be shifty with.— ,
Street Fighter (1994) @0:32:10
You know, this movie’s pretty terrible, but they have written Bison as completely awesome! … Somebody on this set was just having a good time. I think so. The sad clown painting of Bison!— ,
Street Fighter (1994) @0:56:24