Splice

From Adudathuda PodBlast:

Not a poorly reviewed movie, overall. In fact, in the days leading up to the BLAST, it was suggested that someone may be interested in actually defending it.

No.

Do you care about the baby-crazy psycho scientist with mommy issues, or the other scientist who seems almost normal, but turns out to be REALLY crazy?

We BLAST this in the name of all that is good and true in this world. You are welcome.

I can’t even preface what happens. I just want to see the look on your faces when it does. — DVD PodBlast,
Splice @0:16:43

I bet you it’s evolving when it’s in that dormant stage. Ooh, it’s like you wrote this script. … [to Clive] Put it together. You’re a scientist. You’re smart. Nope. Dumb as a box of elbows. — DVD PodBlast,
Splice @0:36:45

[re: smuggling a box] I think the Fat Boys are in this. The Disorderlies? [laughter] … Would you take this package and incinerate it for me? ‘Will do boss!’ But they’re gonna mix it up with another box that has puppies in it. — DVD PodBlast,
Splice @0:51:48

They’re not imprinting! … It’s a Gallagher show! First three rows ♪♫ may get bloody! ♪♫ … [wild laughter] Now: we really want you to invest. Open your hearts and your wallets. — DVD PodBlast,
Splice @1:01:41

What? … 77% on Rotten Tomatoes? … What?! … Yep, he’s pullin’ it out! Oh no! He is in there! … Has the world gone crazy giving this a 77%?! — DVD PodBlast,
Splice @1:32:22