Inception

From Rifftrax:

The ending of Christopher Nolan’s Oscar-nominated Inception left audiences with several burning, thought-provoking questions, chief among them being “When did Tom Berenger become a giant piece of boiled meat?” The film does a lot to support Mr. Nolan’s title of ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY THE GREATEST DIRECTOR OF ALL TIME ZOMG I AM SWEATY (source: Ain’t It Cool News). Who other than a true genius would think to put crucial lines of exposition in the mouth of an actor with a Japanese accent so thick he’s nigh-impossible to understand? Why, anyone who questioned the elaborate dream-logic of this film would have to be an idiot or a racist, but probably both!! (source: IMDb comment threads)

Yes, Inception is a shoo-in for the Best Picture Oscar and it will be a travesty if it doesn’t win, according to a bunch of people on the internet who haven’t actually seen any of the other nominated films but are really hoping to get around to it, maybe after they watch their Blu-Rays of The A-Team a third time.

Mike, Kevin, and Bill spent so much time watching Inception that they’re now permanently stuck in fourteenth-level dream limbo! (or maybe it was just another whiskey bender…either way we need a hose and a mop)

And Leo is reunited with his greatest co-star: torrents of raging water. Just an elaborate bed-wetting metaphor, isn’t it? — Rifftrax,
Inception @0:14:55

‘Dreamer,’ as in ♪♫ Dreamer! Nothing but a dreamer! ♪♫ Like that? Absolutely not. No, in that way, she’s more like [higher pitch] ♪♫ Dreamer! Nothing but a dreamer! ♪♫ … I’m gonna start swingin’ fists! — Rifftrax,
Inception @0:52:00

[re: Ellen Page] She looks at all times as if she’s just seen a naked fat man. [laughter] Wow. — Rifftrax,
Inception @0:59:08

The greatest zero-G fight ever not involving Homer Simpson and an inanimate carbon rod. — Rifftrax,
Inception @1:42:30

This is becoming the Koyaanisqatsi of car crashes. — Rifftrax,
Inception @1:52:04

Now, if this were my dream, the elevator would turn into my dad and start haranguing me about doing something real and useful with my life. … Get some help, Mike. YOU SOUND LIKE MY DAD! — Rifftrax,
Inception @2:01:35

Geeks of the world, I know you are considering it, but do not name your daughter Ariadne. She’s just going to end up in a class full of Bellas anyway. — Rifftrax,
Inception @2:14:31

[as Fischer] Oh, hello, guy-I-dreamt-about along with our entire first class cabin. No, I see nothing odd about that despite the fact that I’m paranoid enough to have undergone extensive training regarding dream extraction. — Rifftrax,
Inception @2:21:58