Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

From PotterFicWeekly:

PotterFicWeekly is pleased to present our fifth special edition podcast: a commentary of the Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone film!

It’s PFW. Poufwa. You’ve heard us before. You know what we can accomplish and what we can produce under pressure. That’s all you need to know about this podcast.

And yes, something blows up.

Feel free to start this podcast before starting your film. We’ll tell you when to hit play. We weren’t able to pull it off, but we have a very good feeling about you.

Someone must have told [Radcliffe] if you just shake your head and blink a lot, that will show that you’re scared. … You don’t remember Shakey-Head-Blinky class from theater? [laughter] … I took that for two semesters. It was great! — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @0:13:19

I want to know where exactly they go here. … They go to their lighthouse that they own. … It’s the worst time-share ever! [laughter] ‘It’s our week!’ — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @0:19:08

Can you imagine Hermione trying to explain sex to Ron? [as Hermione] ‘You’re doing it wrong.’ [laughter] … She probably got him books? ‘You’re going to put someone’s eye out.’ — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @1:13:55

[Filch is] half Old West cowboy and half English bum. … There’s gotta be about one third short bus in there, tho. Yeah. We apologize to all short bus people. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @1:36:53

You ever notice that Ron in these movies is the ‘that’s not just a—’ kid? ‘That’s not just a broom! It’s a Nimbus 2000!’ Yeah. ‘That’s not just an egg! That’s a dragon egg!’ — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @1:47:02