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- 2010.Sep.20 / 1am
The Fifth Elementby: Down.in.Front • tags: 1990s • feature • free • directed by: Luc.Besson • stars: Bruce.Willis • Gary.Oldman • Ian.Holm • Milla.Jovovich
with: Brian.Finifter • Dorkman • Teague.Chrystie • Trey.Stokes
Teague, Brian, Dorkman, Trey
This film was one of the most-voted-for in our forum Suggestion Box Poll. Why is it so weird, and why does it even work?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to [laughter] It is! … You’ve crystallized The Fifth Element. It’s Blade Runner as done by Cirque du Soleil.— Down in Front, ! Our movie this week is the gay, French Blade Runner.
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Who would [Ruby Rhod] be the most like in modern culture? … Howard Stern? If Prince was Glenn Beck— Prince Glenn Beck. [laughter] … Got a little Oprah in there. I was gonna say Tyra.— ,
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Did Chris Tucker come in going ‘This is how I want to do this’? Or did Luc Besson have to get him to that level? … There’s a bellows attached to him, you just [pump him up].— Down in Front,
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On any cruise you ever go on, regardless of where the cruise is going, they give you a lei. … Didn’t you go on a cruise to Antarctica? Well, yeah. Did they give you a lei? … That was a Russian science vessel.— Down in Front,
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