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From EvilPrimate.com:

Recruited by the U.S. government for their unique ability to lie, cheat and fight, Amy, Max, Janet and Dominique join an underground academy of secret agents known only as D.E.B.S. These crime fighting hotties set out to save the world and keep their lipstick perfectly applied while doing so. Now the girls must combine their skills for their most important mission- to capture vexing vixen Lucy Diamond, the deadliest criminal the world has ever known. When D.E.B.S. star player, Amy, falls for Lucy, chaos erupts and the D.E.B.S. loyalty is put to the test.

Primates In This Episode: Tighe Arnold, Anthony Carboni, Nate Goodman, Ben Gray, Alan Mazzotta, Eddie Whitewolf

This is like a really hot cross between a Salon Selectives commercial and a gun fight. It’s like if John Woo was directing for TRESemme. — Evil Primate,
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Devon Aoki’s hot. Devon Aoki’s not hot! Why do people think that? … Devon Aoki looks like the creature from Mac and Me. Dude, he scared the sh** out of me when I was a kid. — Evil Primate,
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The more beers I have, the more I’m coming around to Jordana Brewster. Do you know how many guys have said that in the last ten years? A lot of casting directors! — Evil Primate,
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