10,000 BC

From Film Pigs:

At the dawn of human civilization, there was this guy who hunted giant cartoon mastodons, was chased by prehistoric man-eating ostriches, and totally fucked up this pyramid. He did this because some other guys kidnapped his girlfriend…and the guy who owned the pyramid made everybody think he was a god or something…a disembodied Omar Sharif kept talking every now and then…

Okay, this movie is stupid, even for a premise that abandons at the first frame any thought of possibly trying to be somewhat in the neighborhood of historically accurate. Even worse, it is boring. Mind-numbingly boring. Somehow, a movie that has computer generated mastodons, saber-toothed tigers, and killer ostriches is so dull it makes you pine for an auto accident-induced coma. Who would have figured that the creative genius behind Independence Day and Eight Legged Freaks was Dean Devlin? For shame, Roland Emmerich. For shame.

Dude, that guy’s like the Mr. T of 10,000 BC; he’s got bones around his neck; he pities a lot of fools. I pity the fool who can’t take down a mammoth! — Film Pigs,
10,000 BC

Why do we want an elephant to die? … For all you know, these are your ancestors. So if they don’t get something to eat, you would never exist. … Spsh! Steve just disappeared! Aww! He should have cared about that mammoth! — Film Pigs,
10,000 BC