Jumper

From EvilPrimate.com:

The whiny guy who ruined Star Wars and Rachel Bilson’s skeleton are on the run from a shadowy agency led by a Dennis Rodman impersonator. Can their only friend, a mysterious hobbit, help them to defeat their enemies? Also: what is Diane Lane doing in this movie?

Original location:

[as David] This power wants me to read! … My superpower is to get back to the library in times of great trouble. This book is overdue! — Evil Primate,
Jumper @0:06:48

You’d think a security guard would be like, ‘Dude, you have to stop eating your hoagie on the Sphinx. Like, that’s just not cool.’ No, I think that is cool. That’s part of the tour. — Evil Primate,
Jumper @0:18:15

[as Millie] You gave me fifty thousand dollars and a promise that you’d see me in a couple days. What the f*** is that bullsh**, David? … By the way, I bought a Warhol. — Evil Primate,
Jumper @1:04:54

Has [Rachel Bilson] been in anything since Jumper? No. I wonder if she has anything lined up. Jumper 2: Electric Boogaloo. — Evil Primate,
Jumper @1:10:46