Mortal Kombat

From Podtoid at Destructoid.com:

It continues.

I’m as surprised as anyone that we actually stuck to our guns and recorded another videogame movie commentary exactly when we said we would. Either way, it’s here. It’s not as good as the Street Fighter movie commentary, of course, but it’s not bad. Get it here.

No highlights this time, as the entire thing is basically just one big running stream of weird riffs and offensive jokes. I will say that Guncannon’s “you’ve lost your balls” riff is as close as we can get to announcing a best listener question. Email podtoid@destructoid.com and we’ll talk.

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It just struck me how much Kano looks like Billy Mays had sex with the Terminator. — Podtoid,
Mortal Kombat @0:13:41

God, how much better would this movie be with Jean-Claude Van Damme in it? How much better would every movie be? [laughter] Even if you just digitally inserted footage of him in Bloodsport into the background. — Podtoid,
Mortal Kombat @0:17:20

Oh sh*t. It’s Christopher the Lambert. Oh… Here comes the most French Chinese god you’ll ever meet. — Podtoid,
Mortal Kombat @0:19:50

Johnny Cage’s dialog helps ground me in reality and understand what’s going on. He truly is the Han Solo of the Mortal Kombat movie. — Podtoid,
Mortal Kombat @0:28:18

When these fights come up we just stop talking. Because, really, what is there to say that we haven’t said already? … I’m just entertaining myself by pretending that it’s Keenan and Kel that I’m watching do this. — Podtoid,
Mortal Kombat @1:23:04

I don’t want to reveal the fact that I’ve been staring intently at Liu Kang’s man-boobs, but how is it he has perfectly formed pectorals with nipples that point straight down? I noticed that earlier! — Podtoid,
Mortal Kombat @1:36:35

[The actor who played Shang Tsung] was in Pearl Harbor. … He just watches Pearl Harbor get bombed in the distance, and under his breath, he’s just like, ‘Flawless victory.’ — Podtoid,
Mortal Kombat @1:51:36