Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

From TheOneliner.com:

It’s one of space year two thousand and nine’s most laughable films, so what better choice for a long-delayed return to the fan commentary arena for the three drunk Scotsmen that compose theOneliner.com. I wouldn’t go expecting any incisive commentary, but if it’s terrible faux Irish accents you’re after, we’re your lads!

[as oil rig victims] I wasn’t expecting thiiiis! [laughter] This has come as a shooock! I’m surprised and dead! — The Oneliner,
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I don’t know of a ‘Condor Airlines,’ so does that mean this is going to … be eaten by a shark? [laughter] Scott, … [deliberately] How could a shark possibly eat a plane what is flying up in the sky and that? — The Oneliner,
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That is definitely not a ‘naval air laboratory.’ [laughter] I know a disused mine when I see one. — The Oneliner,
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Surely the answer here is to simply boil the ocean. With Mega Kettle. [laughter] … Our most advanced superweapon. — The Oneliner,
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[love scene] All they’re going to do here is breed a Giganto Yank-Jap. [laughter] Thus paving the way for the sequel: Giganto Yank-Jap vs Megalodon. — The Oneliner,
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Why would a shark eat a bridge? [laughter] It’s angry. … Why would it attack that 747 out of the sky? I thought we explained that, Drew. It mistook it for a fish. — The Oneliner,
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Oddly enough, theatrical release: the only one stated is the UK. It opened on 1 screen [laughter] on the 9th of August, 2009 and took 433 pounds. … That’s its … world gross cinema total. — The Oneliner,
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