007:

Prognosis Negative proudly presents this Shaken Not Stirred, the preeminant James Bond commentary podcast featuring Steven, Josh, Eric, and Kyle.
Join us as we dive into bond film that would inspire so many cover songs to come, You Only Live Twice. Let the mayhem begin!
Nowhere will you find a James Bond commentary that sprinkles in more oblique Doctor Who references.

WARNING:

This discussion contains miscellaneous SPOILERS pertaining to the film(s) discussed and more! If you are 100% spoilerphobic to films not yet seen, do not complain to us.
The commentary is littered with EXPLICIT terms, concepts, and as always expect strokes of innuendo throughout.

007:

Prognosis Negative proudly presents this Shaken Not Stirred, the preeminant James Bond commentary podcast featuring Steven, Josh, Eric, and Kyle.
Join us as we dive into a Moore film few recall ever happened, Octopussy. Let the mayhem begin!
Nowhere will you find a James Bond commentary that sprinkles in more oblique Doctor Who references.

WARNING:

This discussion contains miscellaneous SPOILERS pertaining to the film(s) discussed and more! If you are 100% spoilerphobic to films not yet seen, do not complain to us.
The commentary is littered with EXPLICIT terms, concepts, and as always expect strokes of innuendo throughout.

007:

Prognosis Negative proudly presents this Shaken Not Stirred, the preeminant James Bond commentary podcast featuring Steven, Josh, Eric, and Kyle.
Join us as we dive into the mystical world of Global positioning system technolgy, Tomorrow Never Dies. Let the mayhem begin!
Nowhere will you find a James Bond commentary that sprinkles in more oblique Doctor Who references.

WARNING:

This discussion contains miscellaneous SPOILERS pertaining to the film(s) discussed and more! If you are 100% spoilerphobic to films not yet seen, do not complain to us.
The commentary is littered with EXPLICIT terms, concepts, and as always expect strokes of innuendo throughout.

Prognosis Negative proudly presents this Shaken Not Stirred, the preeminant James Bond commentary podcast featuring Steven, Josh, Eric, and Kyle.
Join us as we dive into the Dalton’s swan outing, Licence to Kill. Let the mayhem begin!
Nowhere will you find a James Bond commentary that sprinkles in more oblique Doctor Who references.

WARNING:

This discussion contains miscellaneous SPOILERS pertaining to the film(s) discussed and more! If you are 100% spoilerphobic to films not yet seen, do not complain to us.
The commentary is littered with EXPLICIT terms, concepts, and as always expect strokes of innuendo throughout.

Bond is back again already in his final turn for a while, with Daniel Craig renewing his contract (perhaps somewhat reluctantly) and seeming a bit weather-beaten. Faldor joins me again and we watch with enthusiasm as many of the tropes are trodden even while the series makes a careful return to form.

We delight in the reversals (Bond blows up his OWN LAIR this time! M is a Bond girl! [actually, that's kind of happened before]) and point out the soft spots (Silva is YET ANOTHER insider coming back to haunt M? Severine carries a gun and has bodyguards but they mainly just keep her from running away?).

Bond is back and with Daniel Craig returns for revenge (more or less… eventually). Faldor joins me again, and we watch a decent story driven drunkenly into desert and left for dead by Mark Forster. We don’t hate the film, but it’s so lifeless, humorless, and Bourne-like that there’s just almost nothing to love.

I love the theme song; Faldor doesn’t. We both love the action but wish it had more tying it together. I feel like the villain is basically Roman Polanski and suggest he needs a henchman like Oskar “Blade Runner” Pistoria (the footless Olympic runner and alleged murderer).

Slight correction: Tim Pigott-Smith played a regular army captain in “The Claws of Axos” who arrests members of UNIT; he was not a member of UNIT himself. He also played a character named Marco in “The Masque of Mandragora”.

Well, the dust has finally settled on the epic project of epicness that was BlogalongaBond. The whole world turned out for Jimmy Bond’s adventures in ‘Skyfall’ and we couldn’t be happier with the success of the film. But what’s this? Rumblings of discontent? It’s TRUE.

Whilst we at WHINECAST love old ‘Skyfall’ to bits, we also think the film has a few short comings that may be being overlooked in the glare of euphoria surrounding the film. So , there’s only one thing for it. It’s time for us to pony up and ride into battle bearing the BlogalongaBond banner one last time as we deliver our full length audio commentary for what many have called ‘the best Bond ever’.

We’re going to applaud, laugh, scowl, moan and celebrate our way through the latest Dannii Craig opus and you’d be fools not to join us!

Boys? Let’s get to it.

http://whineandspace.libsyn.com/blogalonga-bond-skyfall-commentary

WARNING- This commentary may feature us having the nerve to partially disagree with the rest of the world

malwave and mr pickles walk you though die another day

enjoy

Bond is back, and Daniel Craig climbs into the saddle! Faldor from the Down in Front forum joins me again for this, one of the better films of the series. I complain that it doesn’t feel very much like Bond, which is one of the things he likes about it. We examine the concept of “soft” reboot and whether M has changed or if it’s just Bond.

I reflexively identify the cars, but it’s not like there are any big chases. The action is mostly on foot and felt, as Bond leaps and bets his way thru what amounts to two films: an action film and a gambling thriller. We compare it to the book and a little bit to other Bond films more. We speculate on Bond’s ability to reproduce and copyright an idea for an all-Bond-Junior movie starring several copies of Shia LaBeouf.

Well chaps, everything that has a beginning has an end and in this instance that means that for All of Whine and Space, BlogalongaBond is finally coming to an end with the very film that set us off on this ridiculous journey all those months ago- the arguably rubbish/fantastic ‘Diamonds Are Forever’.

For our final entry we’ve got cross dressing Blofelds, out of shape Connery’s and a gay Dr.Robotnik. After all the madness that this project has brought, it seems fitting that we should end on a film of such frequent insanity.

All that remains to be said is that we at WHINECAST would like to sincerely thank everyone who’s listened to these commentaries throughout the last year. We’ve had a genuine blast doing them, but it’s been all the sweeter knowing that people have been listening and enjoying them. Additionally, big thanks go out to The Incredible Suit who really gave us a project that has tested us in all the right ways.

Enough o’ this jibber jabba- let’s get to it!

http://whineandspace.libsyn.com/blogalonga-bond-diamonds-are-forever

JAMES BOND WILL RETURN

Bond is back, and Pierce Brosnan takes his final bow. Faldor and I take it to pieces. We examine the unusualness of the opening prison sequence, parallels between Madonna and Margaret Thatcher, and if Bjork would have been better than either of them, the concept of a steroid overdose, and the complexity of the villain’s plan. We lament the awful CGI, double agents within MI6, Michael Madsen, and the lack of penguins in the Arctic. We speculate about Bond’s car being a hybrid so it can sneak up on people when invisible. And I do some near-perfect impressions of famous people.

here is the forth podcast from the commander denim cowboy and his 3nd in command malwave as we work our way though the movie godeneye

enjoy and watch out for laser dicks

Bond is back, and Pierce Brosnan is at the top of his game—or perhaps just past it. This is not one of my favorites, but I find that on revisiting it my opinion changes in what I think is a very interesting way. Listen to find out at whose feet I lay the blame.

Our villain is kind of mushy. Our Bond girls lovely if a little hard to believe. I don’t have much trouble getting thru it even tho I find it quite flat, but you may find that I repeat myself too much and talk too much about the guns and whether or not Bond is sexist, misogynistic, or just a sex addict.

This week, for the first time, Doc and the Kid tackle 007 himself and after asking people which film they’d like to hear us do, the top request was this late 70s, Sir Rog of the Moore, outing that went a little further than almost all other Bonds have dared to go – Space!

Happy 50th Bond!

Also the Kid reviews some action video games!

If you’re watching your action without us then you’re doing it wrong!

007:

Prognosis Negative proudly presents this Shaken Not Stirred, the preeminant James Bond commentary podcast featuring Steven, Josh, Eric, and Kyle.
Join us as we dive into the 80s debut, For Your Eyes Only. Let the mayhem begin!
Nowhere will you find a James Bond commentary that sprinkles in more oblique Doctor Who references.

WARNING:

This discussion contains miscellaneous SPOILERS pertaining to the film(s) discussed and more! If you are 100% spoilerphobic to films not yet seen, do not complain to us.
The commentary is littered with EXPLICIT terms, concepts, and as always expect strokes of innuendo throughout.

Now then, now then!

It’s time for our penultimate BlogalongaBond entry and BOY, do we have a treat for you! Yes, it’s finally time for us to deal with the Connery that both of us have less than love towards. It’s the blue wonder. The aquatic delight. Yes. It’s THUNDERBALL!

Pull on your respirator, check your O2 and try not to pass out from boredom as we get down and dirty with a truly divisive Bond!

http://whineandspace.libsyn.com/blogalonga-bond-thunderball

WARNING- This film may feature endless shots of anonymous stuntmen fighting underwater.

You Will Need: A copy of “Diamonds are Forever” on DVD or Blu-ray, an MP3 player or computer for listening, and about two hours of free time.

You Will Need: A copy of “You Only Live Twice” on DVD or Blu-ray, an MP3 player or computer for listening, and about two hours of free time.

You Will Need: A copy of “Thunderball” on DVD or Blu-ray, an MP3 player or computer for listening, and about two hours and 15 minutes of free time.

You Will Need: A copy of “Goldfinger” on DVD or Blu-ray, an MP3 player or computer for listening, and about two hours of free time.

You Will Need: A copy of “From Russia With Love” on DVD or Blu-ray, an MP3 player or computer for listening, and about two hours of free time.

You Will Need: A copy of “Dr. No” on DVD or Blu-ray, an MP3 player or computer for listening, and about two hours of free time.

And we’re back!

‘All of Whine and Space’ are continuing our mission to complete commentaries for every last one of Jimmy Bond’s adventures. The new Daniel Craig film, ‘PipeHole’, may have been out for a few weeks now, but that doesn’t mean our passion for putting this bitch in the ground is any less.

This week, we’re looking at the third 007 epic, the definitive ‘GOLDFINGER’. This is the film that sets out the stall for how the Bond films are going to be devised forever more, so you can bet your bollocks that we give discussing it our all!

http://whineandspace.libsyn.com/blogalonga-bond-goldfinger

We’ll be back with you next Thursday for the penultimate entry in our Bond journey, the divisive and extremely blue ‘THUNDERBALL’.

So, now that the dust is finally starting to settle on Jimmy Bond’s latest adventure, the critical and box office success that is ‘KniteFall’ , we at ‘All of Whine and Space’ are making good on our promise of delivering a commentary for each and every last one of these Blasted Bond Bastards- so here we are with our commentary for the second entry in the Bond franchise, the simply wonderful ‘From Russia With Love’!

http://whineandspace.libsyn.com/blogalonga-bond-from-russia-with-love

We hope you enjoy the commentary and we’ll be back with you next week for our analysis of the Konnery Klassik ‘Goldfinger’

Right then!

Well, we’ve all been waiting for this one! It’s been a helluva journey to get here, but we’re finally at the end of the road! It’s time for the second adventure from our old friend Dannii Craig ahead of his eagerly awaited return in ‘Skyfall’.

So, listen in as we try and make sense of the plot of what might be a bit of an underrated gem!

http://whineandspace.libsyn.com/blogalonga-bond-quantum-of-solace

WARNING- This film may feature whiplash inducing edits!

Well, Bond fans, it’s hard to believe that the release of ‘Skyfall’ is so damn close! But before Bond 23 hits our screens later this month, we have Global James Bond Day to celebrate, what with it being the 50th anniversary of the release of ‘Dr. No’ and all that.

Here at All of Whine and Space, we’re celebrating with the only way we know- by doing a commentary for the film that started it all. So, go to Jamaica, find yourself a servant and a fishing thief lady and by God, you’re off to the races!

http://whineandspace.libsyn.com/blogalonga-bond-dr-no

We hope you enjoy!

It’s hard to believe, but we’re finally here-the reign of Dannii Craig begins now!

We don’t have to tell you what a momentous event this film is in the context of the whole franchise, but seeing as how it begins Danii’s EIGHT FILM tenure, it should be pretty obvious that, for BlogalongaBond, shit just got real.

So, join us as we hit the gym, pull on our tight blue shorts and get ready to place it all on black as Jimmy Bond hits the slots!!!

http://whineandspace.libsyn.com/webpage/blogalonga-bond-casino-royale

WARNING-This film may make passing reference to Dannii Craig’s well known party trick of inserting his little finger into a person’s anus, then curling it.

Hooray!

Earlier than advertised, it’s our podcast commentary for the Pierce ‘Brozza’ Brosnan epic ‘DIE ANOTHER DAY’!

Let’s be honest, each and every BlogalongaBond has been its own little bundle of joy, but by GOLLY, we’ve been looking forward to doing this one. Prepare yourself for an absolute shitstorm of good and bad elements flying at you at gale force speeds, because your life is never going to be the same again!

Make sure you stick around for the last twenty minutes for our LIFE CHANGING summation of Brozzer’s legacy and identify him as possibly the world’s most famous patsy since the guy who possibly shot JFK, Leonard Henry Osmund.

http://whineandspace.libsyn.com/webpage/blogalonga-bond-die-another-day

Remember, this and all of our podcasts, can be found on iTunes by searching for ‘all of whine and space’

Bond is back, and Pierce Brosnan is on for a second go. This is one of my favorites, despite what anyone else might say. It does have its weaknesses, tho, and I explore both its strengths and failings right along. I love the action, the addition of Wai-Lin, the music, and more. I don’t care for Elliott Carver’s plan all that much.

007:

Prognosis Negative proudly presents this Shaken Not Stirred, the preeminant James Bond commentary podcast featuring Steven, Josh, Eric, and Kyle.
Join us as we dive into 007’s Eleventh Hour, Casino Royale. Let the mayhem begin!
Skyfall premeires in the US today: November 9, 2012.
Nowhere will you find a James Bond commentary that sprinkles in more oblique Doctor Who references.

WARNING:

This discussion contains miscellaneous SPOILERS pertaining to the film(s) discussed and more! If you are 100% spoilerphobic to films not yet seen, do not complain to us.
The commentary is littered with EXPLICIT terms, concepts, and as always expect strokes of innuendo throughout.