Teague, Brian, Dorkman, Trey
As Shepard Book says, sort of… there is a “special hell,” reserved for child molesters, people who talk in the theatre, and folks who blow opportunities like this.

BENDED!

After escaping a secret mountaintop Rogaine testing facility, Aang (some kid) encases himself in a large underwater ice sphere for one hundred years, successfully shutting up David Blaine once and for all. After being freed by Sokka (the guy that’s Jasper in Twilight), a wannabe tiger seal poacher; and Katara (a fan of Jasper in Twilight), his narrator, Aang is discovered to be the missing Avatar, a person that is destined to be onscreen for most of the time. But the evil Prince Zuko has made it his goal to capture the Avatar, although it’s not made clear why. After Zuko kidnaps Aang from the Water Nation elderly farm, Sokka and Katara discover that their destiny is to provide exposition to the audience through stilted conversations with various old people. Once reuinited with Aang, the three of them set out to learn and spread the spiritual ways of Shyamalanism, thus fixing the world.

NOTE: The Last Airbender should not be confused with the animated series of the same name. Any similarities between the two are strictly coincidental.

Features Tristan and Tracy

A word of warning: Because “The Last Airbender” is only rated PG, this track contains language more offensive than that heard in the movie. The track is a mild PG-13 and is probably no more offensive than our other tracks.

A lot of bad things have come “from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan,” but we feel it’s safe to say that this one came straight from his colon. What is there to say about The Last Airbender that isn’t already said by its Rotten Tomatoes rating of 6%? A whole lot, as it turns out. It’s becoming apparent that the true genius of M. Night is finding a way to make the wrong creative decision at any given moment. Dialogue, casting, music cues, every choice in the film suggests that the once-acclaimed director has given up Alfred Hitchcock as his inspiration, and replaced him with a certain T. Wiseau. And, frankly, we couldn’t be happier. But, Mr. Shyamalan: we worked with Tommy Wiseau, we know Tommy Wiseau, and you, sir, are no Tommy Wiseau.

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for The Last Airbender, the most disappointing adaptation of a beloved franchise since Mario Brothers 3: Luigi Buys Some Eggs.