I wish Burt Reynolds was playing Jesus. … Or Jesus was a police detective. … You’re off the case, Jesus! You’re a loose cannon, Jesus! Jesus, you’re too close to this case!— ,
The Passion of the Christ @0:26:03
[as disciples] Did you notice how quickly Judas ate his sandwich and then took off? He was acting weird. He ate all the creamed corn….— ,
The Passion of the Christ @0:03:21
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I don’t get how [the cross] is staying up like that. … He’s levitating? That would be great if the whole thing just hovered. And then it rocketed off like Back to the Future. And it came back and starting strafing all the people!— Film Pigs,
The Passion of the Christ @1:39:43
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