Zarban’s House of Commentaries is a catalog of audio commentaries for movies and TV episodes available on the Web. You can download a commentary and listen to it while you watch the show and enjoy the scholarly insights and/or hilarious insults they offer.

[Vega rejects claws] Nah. Let’s not be too faithful to the game yet. Yeah, Vega was getting dangerously close to his actual video game character. … [as director] ‘I’m puttin’ a stop this right now. Here, hold this kazoo.’ — Podtoid,
Street Fighter (1994) @0:20:45

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Most are fan commentaries, but some are official commentaries from the actors or director. Nearly all of them are free, but some are professional comedy heckling that you have to pay for.

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