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Zarban’s House of Commentaries is a catalog of audio commentaries for movies and TV episodes available on the Web. You can download a commentary and listen to it while you watch the show and enjoy the scholarly insights and/or hilarious insults they offer.

We can’t do anything now without someone saying, ‘That is kind of gay, you know.’ … Give me back the time of the ’80s, back when I used to wear my muscle shirts and no one batted an eye. [Certain people] batted their eyes at you. — Jon Madsen and friends,
The Lost Boys @1:02:25


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Most are fan commentaries, but some are official commentaries from the actors or director. Nearly all of them are free, but some are professional comedy heckling that you have to pay for.

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