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Zarban’s House of Commentaries is a catalog of audio commentaries for movies and TV episodes available on the Web. You can download a commentary and listen to it while you watch the show and enjoy the scholarly insights and/or hilarious insults they offer.

“Why would you want hacker names anyway if you don't want to live in the computer? Well, these are not really hacker names. You're telling me their parents called them 'Tank' and 'Dozer'?! They're nicknames!

— Renegade Commentaries,
The Matrix

Most are fan commentaries, but some are official commentaries from the film’s makers. Nearly all of them are free, but some are professional comedy heckling that you have to pay for.

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