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Zarban’s House of Commentaries is a catalog of audio commentaries for movies and TV episodes available on the Web. You can download a commentary and listen to it while you watch the show and enjoy the scholarly insights and/or hilarious insults they offer.

I feel really bad that they gave Robert Wise money to fix Star Trek: TMP, but they didn’t give William Shatner money to fix Star Trek V: TFF. Well, that would take Troubled Asset Relief Program money. — Commentary Track Stars,
Galaxy Quest @0:39:20

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Most are fan commentaries, but some are official commentaries from the actors or director. Nearly all of them are free, but some are professional comedy heckling that you have to pay for.

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Click on a letter to see all the movies and TV shows that start with that letter or use the buttons to find your favorite franchise. There are 2029 different movies and TV shows, and 5888 commentaries!

Roundup: catching up is hard to do

It was pretty big week, this week. We welcomed Website of Doom and their numerous commentaries into the fold. I’m still catching up with them, as I’ve instituted a sort of 2-at-a-time rule. I caught up with Deaths Door Prods’s Waterworld and Total Recall ’12. I caught up with Zombie vs Shark’s Twilight and Human [...]