Zarban’s House of Commentaries is a catalog of audio commentaries for movies and TV episodes available on the Web. You can download a commentary and listen to it while you watch the show and enjoy the scholarly insights and/or hilarious insults they offer.

[as Havok, re: success] Oh! All I have to do is not move my torso around, and it goes straight? Are you f***ing kidding me? … I was under the impression that I had to get all jiggy with it whenever I used my power. — Ultimate Movie Commentary,
X-Men: First Class @1:22:11

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Most are fan commentaries, but some are official commentaries from the actors or director. Nearly all of them are free, but some are professional comedy heckling that you have to pay for.

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