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Zarban’s House of Commentaries is a catalog of audio commentaries for movies and TV episodes available on the Web. You can download a commentary and listen to it while you watch the show and enjoy the scholarly insights and/or hilarious insults they offer.
Bond is up against his own ignorance. That’s the real villain. … He’s flailing around in the dark, hoping that people will try to kill him so that he can get one step closer to the guy who’s actually ordering people to kill him.— Tysto Commentaries,
You Only Live Twice @0:26:01
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Most are fan commentaries, but some are official commentaries from the actors or director. Nearly all of them are free, but some are professional comedy heckling that you have to pay for.
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- Jan.21 Roundup: Harry Potter and friends
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Click on a letter to see all the movies and TV shows that start with that letter or use the tag buttons to find your favorite commentators or franchises. There are 1484 different movies and TV shows, and more than 3500 commentaries!

Roundup: Harry Potter and friends
It was another fine week this week. Ultimate Movie Commentary released the first four Harry Potter movies. And Tysto delivered Harry Potter 2. Cinerama was back with Josie and the Pussycats. Down in Front dropped The Last Airbender, the first of their finale series before changing formats to mostly-podcast-occasionally-commentary. 35mm Heroes joined with Die Hard. [...]
Newest commentaries (all) 
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Jan.27 Life on Mars (UK) 2×02 ‘Episode 2′listed under: Life on Mars (UK television) (10) tags: 2000s |
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Jan.26 Star Trek #41 ‘The Deadly Years’listed under: Star Trek (television) (69) |
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Jan.26 Batman: The Animated Series #045 ‘Terror in the Sky’by: Into.the.Batcave listed under: Batman: The Animated Series (television) (42) |
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Jan.26 Batman: The Animated Series #044 ‘Day of the Samurai’by: Into.the.Batcave listed under: Batman: The Animated Series (television) (42) |
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Jan.26 Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventureby: Two.True.Freaks listed under: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (3) tags: 1980s |
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Jan.26 Blade Runner (final cut)listed under: Blade Runner (9) tags: 1980s • AFI.100 • Philip.K.Dick.story |
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Jan.24 Close Encounters of the Third Kindby: Down.in.Front listed under: Close Encounters of the Third Kind (2) tags: 1970s |
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Jan.23 A View to a Killlisted under: A View to a Kill (3) tags: 1980s • James.Bond |
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Jan.22 Somewhere, Tomorrowby: FilmRoasters • iRiffs listed under: Somewhere, Tomorrow (1) |
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Jan.22 Highschool of the Deadlisted under: Highschool of the Dead (1) |



























