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Zarban’s House of Commentaries is a catalog of audio commentaries for movies and TV episodes available on the Web. You can download a commentary and listen to it while you watch the show and enjoy the scholarly insights and/or hilarious insults they offer.
[re: character modeling] Mr. Incredible has three different bodies thru the course of this movie. … He had to do the whole Tom Hanks from Cast Away thing. … That’s why this movie took longer than normal.— Down in Front,
The Incredibles @0:33:31
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Most are fan commentaries, but some are official commentaries from the actors or director. Nearly all of them are free, but some are professional comedy heckling that you have to pay for.
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- May.17 New: Can I Stream It?!
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Click on a letter to see all the movies and TV shows that start with that letter or use the buttons to find your favorite franchise. There are 1569 different movies and TV shows, and 4247 commentaries!
New: Can I Stream It?!
EDIT: I’ve changed it to leave out the Can I Stream It box for television, since they have very few TV shows currently and that was producing a hard domain error on some ISPs. … I was pointed to Can I Stream It? a few days ago and inquired with them if they have a [...]
Newest commentaries (all)
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2012.May.18 Battlestar Galactica 1×07 ‘Six Degrees of Separation’
listed under: Battlestar Galactica (television 2004) (77) tags: 2000s • free • short.form |
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2012.May.18 Doctor Who 11 5×04 ‘The Time of Angels’
listed under: Eleventh Doctor (Smith) (127) tags: 2010s • Doctor.Who • free |
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2012.May.18 Doctor Who 01 ‘Edge of Destruction’ by: MMM.Commentaries listed under: First Doctor (Hartnell) (19) tags: 1960s • Doctor.Who • free |
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2012.May.16 Dune  by: Denim.Cowboy • Speakeasy listed under: Dune (6) |
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2012.May.16 Surviving the Game
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2012.May.15 Thor
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2012.May.14 Eyes Wide Shut
listed under: Eyes Wide Shut (2) |
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2012.May.14 Mutant (a.k.a. Night Shadows) by: Rifftrax listed under: Mutant (1984) (1) Night Shadows (1984) (1) |
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Recent commentaries
- May.18 Battlestar Galactica 1×07 ‘Six Degrees of Separation’
- May.18 Doctor Who 11 5×04 ‘The Time of Angels’
- May.18 Doctor Who 01 ‘Edge of Destruction’
- May.16 Dune
- May.16 Surviving the Game
- May.15 Thor
- May.14 Eyes Wide Shut
- May.14 Mutant (a.k.a. Night Shadows)
- May.14 Season of the Witch (2011)
- May.13 Star Trek: TNG 2×22 ‘Shades of Gray’
- May.13 The Puppet Masters
- May.13 The Invasion
- May.13 Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure